Please get out of my bar. I just want to go home and wrap up in my cozy blanket, and drink that tea with the sleepy bear on the box. I know you hate me now, but you’ll thank me later, because if you don’t stop drinking, tomorrow, you’re going to wake up next to that person that you’re talking to right now. And you’ll wish you knew how to get them out of your house, but they’re gonna make you take them to brunch. Goodnight. Don’t drink and drive. You might kill your dad.
A Man Without Honor - So many vows, they make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King. Obey your father. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. What if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It’s too much. No matter what you do, you’re forsaking one vow or another




